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Frog goes for a loan?

henpeg29 asked:


A frog went to get a loan at a bank.

The loan officer’s name was Ms. Patty Stack. When the frog told Ms. Stack that he wanted a loan, she asked if he had colateral.

He showed her something that, to her, looked like a marbel and said “this is what I have for colateral”.

She took it to the bank president and said “there’s a frog out there who wants a loan, and this is what he has for colateral (showing him the marbel)”.

She said “do you know what this is, and should I give him the loan”? The bank president said “why, that’s a nic nac, Patty Stack; give that frog a loan”.

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4 Responses to “Frog goes for a loan?”

  1. Andrea H on May 20th, 2009 8:54 pm

    Ha! Ha! Ha!

  2. Bamabrat on May 22nd, 2009 10:19 am

    Very good. I’ve also heard the added part of him having Mick Jagger as his dad.
    Punchline: It’s a knick knack Patty Wack, give the frog a loan. His old man’s a Rolling Stone.

  3. Tanks on May 28th, 2009 1:14 am

    An oldie but goodie

  4. darkflower366 on May 30th, 2009 1:08 am

    I love this joke!

    But I like it better when the girl’s last name is Whack and the frog mentions that his dad is mick Jagger so the rhyme goes:
    Why, that’s a Knick Knack, Patty whack; give that frog a loan his old man’s a rolling stone.